Curse

Dragasa · May 01, 2008, 01:46 PM // 13:46

Find out here: http://bdmonkeys.net/%7Echaz/battle.php

Lo! Who is that, running amidst the icy wasteland! It is Dragasa, hands clutching a burning branch! He cries homicidally:

"I'm going to pummel you into the fourth dimension, and trade you for a candy bar!!!"

netniwk · May 01, 2008, 01:57 PM // 13:57

Zang! Who is that, sprinting on the candy store! It is Batter Boar, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He howls ominously:

"I'm going to smash you until you smell like barbeque, and sever every head in sight!!!"

*Gem* · May 01, 2008, 02:06 PM // 14:06

Zang! Who is that, running amidst the cliffs! It is *Gem*, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a vengeful bellow, her voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"

beregond · May 01, 2008, 02:48 PM // 14:48

Mine would be "For Gondor!', but according to that:

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting out of the terrain! It is Sir Beregond, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you like it's my job!!"

Earth · May 01, 2008, 03:25 PM // 15:25

Stalking through the steppes, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Earth! And he gives a mighty howl:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I slice through beating hearts until my loins find satisfaction!!!"

Karuro · May 01, 2008, 03:30 PM // 15:30

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling along the hotel lobby! It is Karuro Silvershot, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bruise you until you have puppies, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

That was... Random o_O

sph0nz · May 01, 2008, 04:05 PM // 16:05

Rampaging on the freeway, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Sph0nz! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm going to torment you until the Earth stands still, then bake cookies!!"

Tyla · May 01, 2008, 04:08 PM // 16:08

I AM TYLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Corny movie references ftw.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The actual site

Running out of the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Tyla! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm going to bludgeon you in such an unsafe manner, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!"

I wish you can make them up.

dunky_g · May 01, 2008, 04:22 PM // 16:22

Skulking amidst the terrain, wielding a burning branch, cometh Dunky Baby! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm going to spank you so thoroughly, you will not be able to see straight!!"

how gay...

Elder III · May 01, 2008, 04:50 PM // 16:50

Running over the hotel lobby, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Elder 3! And he gives a low scream:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I destroy all in my path like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"

I'm was actually thinking that when I opened this thread it was going to be asking me the question of what my real battle cry for GW was - and the first thing that came to mind was "Die MoFo Die!" --- maybe this isn't so random after all???

I pwnd U · May 01, 2008, 06:14 PM // 18:14

Lo! Who is that, running across the tarmac! It is I Pwnd U, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries homicidally:

"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!"

Tarmac? Apparently I am at an airport, and they would never let me get through security with a screwdriver! oO

Deathly_Overlord · May 01, 2008, 07:07 PM // 19:07

Stalking through the wasteland, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh Deathlike! And he gives a mighty roar:

"I'm going to hump you in such an unsafe manner, the devil himself will plead for mercy!

Yeah, im gonna freakin' hump ya' to death.

jimme · May 01, 2008, 08:34 PM // 20:34

Stalking out of the tundra, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Solo! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to fµck you into the danger zone!"

**cosyfiep** · May 01, 2008, 08:38 PM // 20:38

I think I stole mine from Garfield:

"NAP ATTACK" ZZzzz...

Mortal Amongst Mere Gods · May 01, 2008, 10:30 PM // 22:30

Lo! Who is that, sprinting out of the mountains! It is Mortal, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you beyond the end of time, then steal your lederhosen!!!"

Err, what the hell? O.o What the frack is "lederhosen"? Panty-hose?

Earth · May 01, 2008, 10:51 PM // 22:51

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Originally Posted by Mortal Amongst Mere Gods

Lo! Who is that, sprinting out of the mountains! It is Mortal, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you beyond the end of time, then steal your lederhosen!!!"

Err, what the hell? O.o What the frack is "lederhosen"? Panty-hose?

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/m...iser/21774.jpg

lol

(I wish I didn't search for panty-hose x.x)

Murmel · May 01, 2008, 10:53 PM // 22:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karuro

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling along the hotel lobby! It is Karuro Silvershot, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bruise you until you have puppies, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

That was... Random o_O

So random that I lol'd

Mine would be something like...
Umm... hehe...

"Tank Of Sweden runs towards his foe, but his armor is too heavy! He falls on his knee's in front if his enemy. The hammer wielding Black Knight in front of him raised his hammer... Then suddenly! Tank got to his feet and said; Dude! lemme' catch my breath ffs... The Black Knight was now very confused, he had never faced such an opponent. Tank stood there, all bent over breathing deep... Then all of a sudden, he raised his axe! Disembered the arms of the Black Knight, leaving him to bleed. Then he walked slowly away, chuckling for himself; "Hah, what a sucker..."

Admit that was very innovative (dunno if that's the right word

) but now to be serious. The other one was not really a Battle Cry like "For Glory My Brothers!"

One of my favs must be (I know, I've stolen it from Warhammer 40k still it sounds very mighty and powerfull) even though it's simple, it's powerfull as I stated before...

"For the Emperor!!"

Earth · May 01, 2008, 10:57 PM // 22:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murmel

So random that I lol'd

Mine would be something like...
Umm... hehe...

"Tank Of Sweden runs towards his foe, but his armor is too heavy! He falls on his knee's in front if his enemy. The hammer wielding Black Knight in front of him raised his hammer... Then suddenly! Tank got to his feet and said; Dude! lemme' catch my breath ffs... The Black Knight was now very confused, he had never faced such an opponent. Tank stood there, all bent over breathing deep... Then all of a sudden, he raised his axe! Disembered the arms of the Black Knight, leaving him to bleed. Then he walked slowly away, chuckling for himself; "Hah, what a sucker..."

Admit that was very innovative (dunno if that's the right word

) but now to be serious. The other one was not really a Battle Cry like "For Glory My Brothers!"

One of my favs must be (I know, I've stolen it from Warhammer 40k still it sounds very mighty and powerfull) even though it's simple, it's powerfull as I stated before...

"For the Emperor!!"

Right, and now with the actual site?

Although, your first one made me laugh

Kerwyn Nasilan · May 01, 2008, 11:11 PM // 23:11

Running over the steppes, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Kerwyn Nasilan! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I carve into flesh until everything has croaked!!!"
kk

Yang Whirlwind · May 01, 2008, 11:17 PM // 23:17

Who is that, stalking through the Ventari's section on a holy rampage? It is Yang Whirlwind, wielding a huge Ban Stick of noob-slaying! And with a earth-shattering roar, his mighty voice rocks the foundations of reality:

"I will perma ban you so hard, even your children's children can't get user rights"